Bumper sticker

So, this guy was in front of us yesterday in his beefed up Ford F350.
Huge tires? Check.
Loud muffler? Check.
Taint sticker? Check.
Seriously, what the hell is the matter with you? What went through your head when you were shopping for this holy grail of automobile aesthetics?
"Hmm. The truck looks good, but, ...it's missing something. NASCAR sticker? Nah. Calvin pissing on the Chevy logo? Nah. Wait! There it is! 'Got Taint?' It's perfect!"
Mmmm...yeah. That'll get you the ladies.